Kid's Striped Cat in the Hat Hat

You want a great hat

From your favorite book

So you go on the net

And you take a long look

It’s the lookiest look that you ever did look

It’s a look that you took for a hat from a book!

A Cat in the Hat hat

To rest on your head

It’s tall and it’s striped

And it’s bright white and red

It’s the best hat he have, so take this to heart

You’ll regret it if you do not click “Add to Cart!”

Or you can go hatless

And be a big bore

You’ll go to a party

And hear your friends snore

You’ll never fit in, and you’ll never be cool

And the bullies will bully you all day at school!